Thursday, December 04, 2008 @ 01:21
Cockroach exterminator
Quoting my damn hilarious current housemate who just loves to do the weirdest things:Breaking news:
Eunice Au of UCSI just killed another one in just two weeks' time!! Someone finally get to witness her cruelness in murdering. The girl who shall not be named from Damansara said, "It was a technique that made it lied there perfectly and exactly the same posture as the previous one!" Just that the location is different this time. The killer swear that she shall break the record and leaving the dead at the same spot for more than 7 days. As usual, "I am a murderer, not a cleaner!!! Muahahahaha!!!" Moths are still hunting for the murderer and shall revenge tonight.
Dear cockroach,
Please rest in peace, and if you want to revenge, the murderer is just staying opposite me. Feel free to find her :)
*end quoteThe girl who shall not be named?? Goodness. And it is different this time. Last time I killed it with one whack. This time I had to whack it 5 times because my newspaper wasn't thick enough and also I was more gentle haha. I am the freaking cockroach exterminator in the room. Why are all my housemates so scared of it when it wasn't even flying? @_@
We are so occupied at work and other stuff that at the end of the day, when we get back, our lives revolve around talking crap, our various laptops, teasing each other about nonsense, laughing over everything, bullying each other and discussing loudly about the killer who takes ages to clean up her accumulated "dead bodies". Its been real fun and we have a month left!
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